Dating Manual

Why can't dating come with a manual? Like boy A says this but secretly means that or when boy B says this, you respond this way. It would make things so much easier but no that's just not how it works. I feel like I have went on so many horrid little ventures with boys and its always the same. I mean seriously the male species has no originality. I hear the same lines of bull over and over again. Most of them always thinking with the wrong head. It is vair, vair annoying. Haha I'm thinking of joining a convent if the whole dating thing doesn't work out. Haha I would look good in the outfit, don't you think? Anyways long story short is dating isn't like an Austen novel and I need to realize this. Have a good day, kiddles! :)